my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
you shouldnt do this
you shouldnt do that
SHOULDNT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
Some hilarious and punny posts.
Robin the bank
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
Some HP characters + correct eye colors
Voldy looks terrifying
He’s supposed to be
I CAN REST EASY NOW
if people on tumblr can fucking make it work, then so can the studios that literally get paid trillions to make the graphics look hella.
YALL CAN MAKE DRAGONS LOOK REAL BUT OH NOES WE CANNOT CHANGE THE GENES OF AN ACTOR BECAUSE LOL EYES SO HARD.
Dean Winchester is NOT a shitty brother.
Sam Winchester is NOT a shitty brother.
Dean DOES NOT LOVE SAM MORE THAN SAM LOVES DEAN
Sam DOES NOT LOVE DEAN MORE THAN DEAN LOVES SAM
DEAN DIDN’T WANT TO BE ALONE. I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
SAM WANTED TO FIX THINGS. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
BROTHERS FIGHT ALL THE TIME.
STOP WITH THE HATE.
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit